William Kirwill the American from "Gorky Park" says it all

William Kirwill the American from "Gorky Park" says it all
"Born-again Christians. They don't smoke, they don't swear, they don't fuck" That's me minus the Christian part


Sunday, January 2, 2011

De Big Weiner

 Si Senor, dis star stands fer Texaco! Come in fer yer lube job,
din you weel get a big weiner! Oh, ha! I men, be a big weiner of dis fine Star!

 Susan over at "Stony River"  hosts Microfiction Monday. The idea is to use Susan's picture she posts then compose a story up to and including characters, punctuation marks, etc adding up to 140.

Hopefully I'll be forgiven as a beginner. I went over. 144 characters. 
Misfires and Brain Farts by at

22 comments:

  1. Sylvia KJanuary 3, 2011 at 12:04 AM

    What a great giggle to wind down my day!! I love it and you're forgiven! Have a great week!

    Sylvia

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  2. Monkey ManJanuary 3, 2011 at 12:06 AM

    Funny. I may have to give a go at this 140. It's just like my Sunday 160....reeeaaal short.

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  3. Maria@BubblegumandDuctTapeJanuary 3, 2011 at 1:16 AM

    hahaha, too funny, big weiner

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  4. AnonymousJanuary 3, 2011 at 3:10 AM

    Hmm. Well, I've heard worse pick up lines. ;-)

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  5. SparkleFarkelJanuary 3, 2011 at 4:28 AM

    Yikes!

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  6. neena maiya (guyana gyal)January 3, 2011 at 5:25 AM

    And he's so friendly, look at that smile.

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  7. anthonynorthJanuary 3, 2011 at 5:36 AM

    Great fun.

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  8. DianeJanuary 3, 2011 at 7:18 AM

    He's quite the salesman I see..... :O)

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  9. JerryJanuary 3, 2011 at 9:04 AM

    I like it. I tense up when presented with a test such as this.

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  10. PatJanuary 3, 2011 at 10:03 AM

    Hey, I'd go for his pitch to win that star. He has the makings of a salesman of the year....just has to brush up on his accent...make it more gringo-ish.

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  11. Susan FobesJanuary 3, 2011 at 10:12 AM

    The accent and word choice make this post. :)

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  12. PeggyJanuary 3, 2011 at 10:42 AM

    HAHAHAHAHA, a great laugh this morning!

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  13. YarnladyJanuary 3, 2011 at 10:44 AM

    Thanks to all. I DO enjoy putting words to pictures. I also do this when people watching in the Mall!! I'm the one on the bench...LOL

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  14. SouthLakesMomJanuary 3, 2011 at 11:35 AM

    A very confused accent, but I could just see Mel Brooks getting involved...

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  15. DianneJanuary 3, 2011 at 12:05 PM

    a big weiner!! made me laugh

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  16. kaykualaJanuary 3, 2011 at 12:40 PM

    I'll go for this. It sure is a different way of looking at things!

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  17. Robert the SkepticJanuary 3, 2011 at 12:53 PM

    Awesome, I have to check that out.

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  18. Lisa Ricard ClaroJanuary 3, 2011 at 1:27 PM

    Haha! Funny one. Well done!

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  19. G-ManJanuary 3, 2011 at 2:36 PM

    MM....
    This was excellent!

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  20. AnonymousJanuary 3, 2011 at 4:50 PM

    Funny! I enjoyed it!

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  21. Michael G-GJanuary 4, 2011 at 1:26 AM

    Now this is one for Susan's R-ratings! Welcome to the fold!!

    Happy New Year to you. Hope it's a great one.

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  22. KellyJanuary 6, 2011 at 11:27 AM

    Is that guy saying he has a big wiener? That must be why he has such a big smile on his face.

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