William Kirwill the American from "Gorky Park" says it all

William Kirwill the American from "Gorky Park" says it all
"Born-again Christians. They don't smoke, they don't swear, they don't fuck" That's me minus the Christian part


Sunday, January 30, 2011

Sunday Smiles

                                                 1.How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.
 
2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way..
 
3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ?
They Take The Psychopath.
 
4. What do you call a Botanist that's been fired?
Deflowered.

5. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroids.

 6. How do you make antifreeze? 
Steal her blanket.
 
7. What is Atheism ?
A non-prophet organization.
 
8. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite. 

 9. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.
 
10. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares their Dog.

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9 comments:

  1. JerryJanuary 30, 2011 at 9:59 AM

    Ahhh -- this helps me start the morning with a giggle and a snort. Thanks.

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  2. FireblossomJanuary 30, 2011 at 10:06 AM

    I love dopey jokes like these. Hey, why did the little moron drive his truck off a cliff? Cos he wanted to test the air brakes.

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  3. Gorilla BananasJanuary 30, 2011 at 10:57 AM

    So a virgin botanist who gets fired for having sex in the garden is deflowered twice. Lucky girl.

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  4. Robert the SkepticJanuary 30, 2011 at 2:40 PM

    There was a man who entered a local newspaper's pun contest.

    He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

    Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

    ~ Lifted from the Internet

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  5. KellyJanuary 30, 2011 at 3:41 PM

    Funny stuff. Btw, I always take the psychopath. It hasn't let me astray yet.

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  6. klahanieJanuary 30, 2011 at 5:23 PM

    Very, very good. Extremely clever and it made me smile. So, thanks for that:-)
    I've always wondered when someone states, 'no pun intended', they actually mean, 'pun intended'?
    I knew a lady who worked for an office of the 'Tree Surgeons Union'. I asked her, "which branch?" No pun intended :-)
    Have a peaceful and pleasant week.
    Kind wishes, Gary

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  7. Missed PeriodsFebruary 1, 2011 at 1:58 AM

    I really want to make a pun right now, but I can't think of one.

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  8. neena maiya (guyana gyal)February 1, 2011 at 7:27 AM

    My anti-freezes even WITH the blanket...every time she emails from Florida, she talks about the cold.

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  9. UnknownFebruary 1, 2011 at 10:54 AM

    Very good!

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