William Kirwill the American from "Gorky Park" says it all

William Kirwill the American from "Gorky Park" says it all
"Born-again Christians. They don't smoke, they don't swear, they don't fuck" That's me minus the Christian part


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Sunday, January 30, 2011

Sunday Smiles

                                                 1.How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.
 

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way..
 

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ?
They Take The Psychopath.
 

4. What do you call a Botanist that's been fired?
Deflowered.

5. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroids.

 6. How do you make antifreeze? 
Steal her blanket.
 

7. What is Atheism ?
A non-prophet organization.
 
8. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite. 

 9. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.
 

10. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares their Dog.

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