Unique Up On
It.
2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame
Way..
3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ?
3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ?
They Take The
Psychopath.
4. What do you call a Botanist that's been fired?
4. What do you call a Botanist that's been fired?
Deflowered.
5. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
5. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroids.
6. How do you make antifreeze?
6. How do you make antifreeze?
Steal her blanket.
7. What is Atheism ?
7. What is Atheism ?
A non-prophet organization.
8. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.
9. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
9. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous
Wreck.
10. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
10. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares
their Dog.
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Support bacteria.
They're the only culture some people
have.
If you're feeling down and wondering why you might have been placed on this earth , remember.......YOU were the sperm who made it; there's gotta be a reason!!
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